He Was A Baker Boi
Portia:
He was a boy
Peeta:
wat..
Cinna:
She was a girl
Katniss:
no..
Effie:
can you make it anymore obvious?
Haymitch:
he always baked cakes
Gale:
She hunted all day
Effie:
what more can you say?
Caesar:
he wanted her
Haymitch:
She'd never tell
Cinna:
Secretly she wanted him as well
Effie:
Gale her friend, stuck up his nose
Gale:
and I had a problem with his baker clothes
Katniss:
-- you done?
Haymitch:
HE WAS A BAKER BOI
Porita & Cinna:
SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOI
Capitol Citizens:
HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
Peeta:
well she had a hungry face!
Katniss:
no Peeta not you too
Haymitch:
you were such a disgrace!
Capitol Citizens:
should've thrown that bread to earthhhhh
Katniss:
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