He Was A Baker Boi
Portia: He was a boy
Cinna: She was a girl
Effie: can you make it anymore obvious?
Haymitch: he always baked cakes
Gale: She hunted all day
Effie: what more can you say?
Caesar: he wanted her
Haymitch: She'd never tell
Cinna: Secretly she wanted him as well
Effie: Gale her friend, stuck up his nose
Gale: and I had a problem with his baker clothes
Katniss: -- you done?
Haymitch: HE WAS A BAKER BOI
Porita & Cinna: SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOI
Capitol Citizens: HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
Peeta: well she had a hungry face!
Katniss: no Peeta not you too
Haymitch: you were such a disgrace!
Capitol Citizens: should've thrown that bread to earthhhhh